Sleeping Booty

There was once a kingdorm full of booties. However, there was this one booty that was particularly spherical. It was the definition of true beauty. Her name was Bouncy. When Bouncy was young and soft, she was cursed by the evil witch Harry. It predicted that when the young and beautiful booty turned 18, she would prick herself on a sowing needle and fall into a deep sleep.

When that day came, just as the Harry predicted, Bouncy sat on a needle and slept long and hard and could not be awoken. She was locked up in a tall tower, awaiting her savior.

Sure enough, 5 years later, that savior arrived. He was a young prince by the name of Bootylicious. He fought his was up to to the top of the tower and found Bouncy lying beautifully on her pink bed. He approached her slowly and when he reached her, he gave her a smooch on the cheeks. And when he did, she woke up from the curse. They immediately fell in love. He picked her up and carried her out of the tower to rule the world.

BUT, the moment they stepped out of the tower, Harry the witch appeared in the shape of a fire-breathing Trogdor and burninatined the countryside. Bootylicious ran in fear of the dragon, but the fairies gave him a shield to deflect the flames and a sword to slay the Trogdor. Bootylicious went back with courage and struck down Trogdor with a gassy blow. And the land of booties lived happily ever after.

Australian boy feeds animals to crocodile-biased

In the city of Sydney, Australia, a boy was caught killing a wide range of reptiles and feeding it to the hungry mouth of a 3 meter, 440 pound crocodile.
During the 30 minutes, the boy was able to jump over the security fence at the Alice Springs Reptile Center and kill rare and mature reptiles, including a four western blue tongue lizards, two bearded dragons, two thorny devil lizards and even a 2 meter adult female goanna.
The police have identified the boy through a surveillance camera and have cautioned him. The police cannot press charges against this young boy because the Northern Territory forbids any charges to be set on anyone younger than 10 years old. However, they are now looking suing the boy's parents.

The bias in articles

In the first article, written by Kristen Gelineau, is quite biased. The article is very radical with the word choices and phrases. She writes phrases like "bashed several lizards to death" or "we're horrified that anyone can do this and saddened by the age of the child". It clearly points out that such event cannot be accepted and some justice should be done. And since the Northern Territory does not allow such charges to be set to children under the age of 10, the article mentions a person names Neindorf who says, "if we can't put the blame on the child, then someone has to accept the responsibility."

This 2nd article, by Alex Richardson, is no doubt biased too. But perhaps a little less than the 1st one. Quotes and phrases like "he'd get a big boot up the arse" or "we'll be looking at suing the parents" shows that author is not happy with the incident. It implies that such incident should deserve consequences and justice must be brought to the table.

The last article has by far the least, or almost no bias towards the incident. It does not include harsh words that are shown in the 2 articles above. It states the facts and does not give any big opinions about the story.

Australian boy feeds animals to crocodile-unbiased

In Sydney, Australia, a 7 year old boy broke into a zoo and fed a crocodile a turtle, bearded dragons, devil lizards and etc... The police were able to identity the person through a surveillance camera and it showed the boy's action in the zoo. 

According to law in the Northern Territory, children under the age of 10 may not be charged against criminal activity. The boy's actions were seen through the surveillance camera as he fed the 3 meter, 200 kilogram salt water crocodile a range of reptiles. The staff announced that the animals that were lost during this event may be replaced-even though it may not be easy. 

The  police were able to identify the boy from the footage taken from the surveillance cameras and have spoken to the boy and his mother about the incident.