Sleeping Booty

There was once a kingdorm full of booties. However, there was this one booty that was particularly spherical. It was the definition of true beauty. Her name was Bouncy. When Bouncy was young and soft, she was cursed by the evil witch Harry. It predicted that when the young and beautiful booty turned 18, she would prick herself on a sowing needle and fall into a deep sleep.

When that day came, just as the Harry predicted, Bouncy sat on a needle and slept long and hard and could not be awoken. She was locked up in a tall tower, awaiting her savior.

Sure enough, 5 years later, that savior arrived. He was a young prince by the name of Bootylicious. He fought his was up to to the top of the tower and found Bouncy lying beautifully on her pink bed. He approached her slowly and when he reached her, he gave her a smooch on the cheeks. And when he did, she woke up from the curse. They immediately fell in love. He picked her up and carried her out of the tower to rule the world.

BUT, the moment they stepped out of the tower, Harry the witch appeared in the shape of a fire-breathing Trogdor and burninatined the countryside. Bootylicious ran in fear of the dragon, but the fairies gave him a shield to deflect the flames and a sword to slay the Trogdor. Bootylicious went back with courage and struck down Trogdor with a gassy blow. And the land of booties lived happily ever after.